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Windows CRAP Windows CRAP

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Pretty bad

I'll admit that some of the graphics in pop-ups are OK, but still not great. But lets get on with a review.

This game annoyed me, because after every option, it shut down and than it went through the pop-ups "R U GAY" "I LIKE WEED" "DIS IS A POP-UP". and it is annoying as hell to keep doing that. Make it happen once, than disable that from happeining afterwards.

Again, at least the graphics were bareable, but it was still very meh (at least it beat the shit out of you horrible mouse game, which made my ears bleed).

Funny! No, not really, the random pop-ups were ok the first time, but the next 20 times it was old an repetative. Everything did the same thing like this "LOL WINDOWS FOUND MILLIONS OF VIRUSES AND IS CLOSING IT DOWN UR SCREWED", which. once again is ok the first time, but is retarded the next hundred times.

Atleast it makes me thankful I have a mac. Anyway, you are still a flash noob and you should quit while you're ahead.


AndrewGlisson11 responds:

"I'll admit that some of the graphics in pop-ups are OK, but still not great. But lets get on with a review."

for once your not acting like a total moron.

"This game annoyed me, because after every option, it shut down and than it went through the pop-ups "R U GAY" "I LIKE WEED" "DIS IS A POP-UP". and it is annoying as hell to keep doing that. Make it happen once, than disable that from happeining afterwards."

i don't know how. besides, its soposed to be annoying!

"Again, at least the graphics were bareable, but it was still very meh (at least it beat the shit out of you horrible mouse game, which made my ears bleed)."

apperently, since you gave that a 0 and this a one, its not that much better. but they where actually both good for those who don't think a game is completely ruined by bad graphics.

"Funny! No, not really, the random pop-ups were ok the first time, but the next 20 times it was old an repetative. Everything did the same thing like this "LOL WINDOWS FOUND MILLIONS OF VIRUSES AND IS CLOSING IT DOWN UR SCREWED", which. once again is ok the first time, but is retarded the next hundred times."

whatever.

"Atleast it makes me thankful I have a mac. Anyway, you are still a flash noob and you should quit while you're ahead."

quit? NEVAR!

i will not listen to any of your criticism until you make somthing better. all your flash are spam.


Andrew's mouse maze Andrew's mouse maze

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Game sucks

Well, lets see here.

1) It was poorly drawn, as you know. And don't be nailing me with nonsense like "it adds to the challenge". No, it doesn't, perfectly good challenges can be made without shitty drawings.

2) Cheating is easy. I know you are not suppose to cheat, but maybe the creator of the game should, you know, disable it for cheaters? Oh, that is a swell idea.

3) the settings were horrid. Mouse games never work on a low FPS, I can move my mous fast and it will go through the walls making the game Incredibly easy. Turn up the FPS.

4) Menu layout was ugly as sin. Maybe make a nice menu...

5)Black background. The game itself was asthetically displeasing to say the least, a black or white BG and a mouse, it really is ugly. Add Backgrounds, settings, you name it.

6) You made it s I had to click the final blue dot. Why not set it to rollover?

Fix it you flash noob, as this is one of the worst, if not THE worst mouse avoider game I have seen on Newgrounds.


AndrewGlisson11 responds:

"1) It was poorly drawn, as you know. And don't be nailing me with nonsense like 'it adds to the challenge'. No, it doesn't, perfectly good challenges can be made without shitty drawings."

it adds to the challenge.

"2) Cheating is easy. I know you are not suppose to cheat, but maybe the creator of the game should, you know, disable it for cheaters? Oh, that is a swell idea."

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!

"3) the settings were horrid. Mouse games never work on a low FPS, I can move my mous fast and it will go through the walls making the game Incredibly easy. Turn up the FPS."

i didn't know that was possible.

"4) Menu layout was ugly as sin. Maybe make a nice menu..."

i guess i could do that...

"5)Black background. The game itself was asthetically displeasing to say the least, a black or white BG and a mouse, it really is ugly. Add Backgrounds, settings, you name it."

i never thought of that, but i don't think its ugly.

"6) You made it s I had to click the final blue dot. Why not set it to rollover?"

because when i did that, it didn't work for some reason. besides, it also adds challenge :)

after you went to my site and said "you suck" i didn't go to your site and do the same, if you even HAVE a site. after you said"your still a huge f*cktard who shouldnt even be allowed on newgrounds" on my user page i didn't go to your user page and do the same, i just banned you from posting on my user page.

and now, i'm not going to one of your flashes and writeng sh*tty revews.

the next time you post somthingh like this, i'll stick it up your @ss


--Mouse Maze-- --Mouse Maze--

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good

>>>The good<<<
There were no major bugs in it, and it was a challenge. ParagonX9 is a good audio artist. (NG best). Nice use of filters to.
<<<BAD>>>
Everything was so small, the mouse, and the walls, and with a black background and such it is a bit hard to see. Don't be afraid to make the stage size larger.

Moving items, didn't see, or did I not get far enough. Anyway, they are nicer to have. I could help you make them. When I cheated to see if click is disabled it worked; however the music from that fraem kept going until the menu. on menu stop sounds would be nice.

<>overall<>
One of the better mouse games but could be improved.

Hope to see more stuffles from you.


UnknownFear responds:

I appreciate your review. I plan on fixing up this game and I will be taking in your ideas and whatnot. Thank you for the review man.
-UnknownFear


GameGecko Snowboarding GameGecko Snowboarding

Rated 5 / 5 stars

CUTE!

>>>>Good points<<<<
Well it is obvious, game gecko is cute, the drawing were descent and Its actionscripting must have taken a long time. Very well scripted, and no major bugs. Also when gamegecko says "gamegecko" it is incredibly ute XD.
<<<<Bad points>>>>>
I didn't like that loopy music, needs something that gets more snowboarder move

Overall
I am a snowboarder at a national level, and this was awesome!

keep it up!
~yodd



[WEBCAM] Window Cleaner [WEBCAM] Window Cleaner

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really cool!

You guys should make a tutorial on how to do webcam stuff, this is awesome!



halloween clock game halloween clock game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:o

That was your worst, but I still love you, ya knucklehead.

...underdog whore XD


HoboPorn responds:

You only hate it cause you suck at it :p


String Avoider: Deluxe String Avoider: Deluxe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Supa sexay

It was really good, however I thought it was too much like the last.

Still a fiven though


fwe responds:

It is a lot like the last, it was a sequel XD


Higher and Higher! Higher and Higher!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

&lt;3!@

No seriously skeik, show me stuff about As!

This game rocks


Skeik-Sprite responds:

I will in due time XD


Dress up Dagger Dress up Dagger

Rated 4 / 5 stars

added

To the reasons I <3 fat_badger!
1)he makes me lol
2)he makes other mad
3) He scaredd the FUCKING SHIT OUTTA ME

good day sir!


Sir-CannabisClock responds:

hay now.. I scared the shit out of you too >:(


60 Seconds til Graduation 60 Seconds til Graduation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game

<good>
its fun, and I can only assume its based on a true story... XD

<bad>
Ugh, the music made me go crazy, I suggest a mute button!


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JohnMazz responds:

sorry about the music, I would have added a mute button, but I thought it wouldnt play long enough to get annoying